January 2010
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If I were...
If I were a month, I’d be December
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 2 p.m.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a jelly fish.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a love seat.
If I were a historical figure, I’d be Amelia Earhart.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a...
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… the whole world fits inside of your arms...
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Holidays make me feel fat.
Diet? I think not. Need to get back to a regular workout plan.
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“God looked around the garden and found an empty space. He looked down upon the...”
– Unknown
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To-Do:
Tomorrow’s goals…
Go to the gym
Don’t overeat
Pack
Pay my bills
Drink butt loads of water
No caffeine
Clean my room, bathroom, etc.
Eat breakfast!
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"Britney Murphy Dies at 32."
Sucks that she’s dead, but is it bad that I really don’t give a shit? She was probably on drugs.
Peace out, Britney.
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LOLOLOLOLOL
I kicked ass on my final today. Too bad I puked right when the next group was starting to present!
I was feeling pretty shitty. Yep, I’ve had a pretty shitty couple of days. However, there’s one thing that makes me incredibly happy at the moment: knowing that I finished my Christmas shopping before YOU! Bwahahaha! All I have left to do is buy wrapping paper.
Oh, shoot! JK I...
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"Lemonade" →
It’s Not a Pink Slip; It’s a Blank Sheet of Paper
Movie About Laid-off Agency People Premiers in Boston
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